Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Too funny not to share...
Since my dad has been on chemo it hasn't hurt his appetite one bit! It has made him less active and the last couple times he's had blood drawn his sugar has been up. He asked if I wanted to sell the treadmill. That's my dad! He would have given me exactly what I paid for it all those years ago! He's very generous. I told him no, but we'd move it to their house and he could use it indefinitely.
So one weekend Bill loaded it up. He set it up for Dad and it was actually getting used every day.
My Mom has type 2 diabetes and she even started walking regularly. When Isaiah is down there on the weekend even he would use it! Last weekend he was putting toy cars on it. So Tuesday evening my mom decides to use it. She turned it on and then turned out the lights in the room because she was in her nightie and didn't want people driving up the alley beside the house to see her in there walking.
So, she's walking and thinks "boy, this is really set at a steep incline". So she decides in the dark to start pushing buttons to lower the incline and pushes something that makes it speed up. Faster and faster. She's running trying to keep up but at some point realized that she couldn't and she was going to fall off. Well, get thrown off is more like it. She got thrown into the wall behind the treadmill. Crumpled into a ball. Hit her chin on the "tread" part and her chin is all skinned up. Hurt her ribs She said she lay there thinking "how do I get up and how do I stop this". She worked her way up, turned on the light and turned off the treadmill.
Meanwhile dad's in the living room sitting in his recliner completely oblivious to her distress. There's an old dry sink in the room and she said the treadmill was going so fast you could hear the china clinking into each other.
Now, here is why this is so pathetic! So very pathetic! The treadmill uses a magnet as a key. You are supposed to clip one end on your clothing and the other end holds the magnet. So if something like this happens it automatically would disengage the key and stop almost immediately. I asked her about it and she said she had the clip end wound around the bar on the treadmill. So why didn't you just reach out and pull the magnet off yourself when you realized it was speeding up, I asked. She didn't think of that! She said she thought she was Jesse Owens there for a minute.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Lehman's Hardware Kidron Ohio
Last try, Isaiah is getting tired of standing there! I need a digital camera with a faster shutter!
Sunday, August 30, 2009
A Happier Anniversary

Thursday, August 13, 2009
Shopping... not so bad
Bill told us to look at shoes while we were there. So that was the last thing we did. Isaiah needs 8.5 in mens. I took him over showed him the different shoes. He tends to go for the tennis shoes that look more like hiking shoes. Anyway, he saw some he liked and I said "lets see if they have your size". So I'm looking and he said "How much are these mom?"
I looked at the little electronic tag and said "$59.99"
Isaiah said "Sixty dollars for a pair of shoes!? I am NOT spending that much on a pair of shoes. I was going to tell Dad I HAVE that pair of tennis shoes from Walmart that are fine. Why fix what ain't broke!", and he walked off.
So we didn't get shoes.
I did stop and pick up a pair of jeans for Bill. Isaiah asked why we were shopping for Dad. I told him I have to buy Bill's clothes because if I don't he'll want to wait until Levi's are $19.99 again, and that is not going to happen! I told him Daddy's a little lost in how much clothes cost because he never has to do the shopping, he still thinks stuff is at 1995 prices. Like in June when he wanted Nike tennis shoes, but didn't want to pay more than $30.
Oh well, I buy his clothes and make sure he doesn't buy some tapered leg jeans. He's lost in style too! :)
Monday, August 3, 2009
Happy Birthday Dad
Before Dad left I gave him his cards. I guess he got a chuckle at the "present" I put in his card. A crumpled up one dollar bill. He just doesn't know what he's going to spend it on. He told mom he was going to save it. You just never know what little thing will make someone happy!
I think the board said 49 were in attendance last week. That's the kind of church I like! I don't go for these mega churches. There's a lot of older people there. Lots of farmers. One man had an awesome farmer tan. It looked like he had white glasses on! Another man is 80 and still holds a season pass to Cedar Point where he goes several times a summer and rides all the roller coasters.
While we were upstairs in church Isaiah was downstairs with the kids. It was our first time at that church so "Uncle" Mel took Isaiah downstairs. They decorated construction paper T-shirts. Isaiah's was yellow (his FAVORITE color) and it said "Cartoon Network" on it. I said "know what he's done this summer?". That kid loves cartoons. He loves drawing and watching them.
After church was coffee hour. The church's motto is "we don't meet unless we eat". There was a nice spread of food. Way more than just coffee! There was quiche, breakfast casserole, fresh fruit, blueberry muffins and grapes in snow (brought by my mom). While I was eating Isaiah came and said "Mom. You know that blonde kid? He says he's my cousin". I told him he probably was. Mel informed Isaiah that he was probably related to 3/4 of the people in the church in some way. Isaiah smiled and ran off.
When we walked in to coffee hour Isaiah said "Wow Mel is way older than I thought". Which made me crack up! He's seen Mel a few times over the last couple years. Isaiah just doesn't remember people well unless he sees them often. Mel's actually a 3rd cousin, not an uncle. He's just 1 of seven kids so he's uncle to a lot of the kids! Plus almost everyone calls his parents Grandma and Grandpa, they are the ideal grandparents.
I told Mel what Isaiah said, he's only 46 and he kept kidding Isaiah. While in line to eat he went to grab a blueberry muffin and said "is this something an old person would eat?" and Isaiah got tickled! It ends up, what Isaiah was talking about was this photo of Mel. Isaiah apparently thought this yearbook yourself photo that I made of Mel was a real photo! He thought Mel was in High School! Thank goodness none of that is true. Can you imagine how badly he'd be picked on if he looked like this? He's actually a mortgage loan officer.
We sat and ate for an hour then headed home. It was a great experience and I'm sure we'll be back. Even though it's an hour drive.
But we sure didn't leave hungry!
Monday, July 6, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
First Trip on the Diet
This weekend we'll go on our first trip while on the diet. We'll only be an hour from home and it'll only be overnight but I still feel like I need to get organized and make sure all Naomi's junk gets taken!
There's meds, not just Keppra now I have to pack the thrush meds too!
Then there's the scale. I figure I better take it just in case.
Then there's the cream. Can't get far without 36% whipping cream if you're on the Ketogenic diet.
Food. I'm hoping to take some stuff that's already weighed and measured. If she weren't refusing anything cold except fruit it'd be a lot easier!
Diapers and wipes.
Swim diapers.. Going to an indoor water park.
Her swimsuit.
Pajamas.
Probably a roll of paper towels. Bill mentioned it. What ever....
Plus Bill wants to be exceedingly cheap and take chips and stuff for the boys! I say to heck with it just pay what ever they want for a crummy little bag of chips! It's 1 night!
Did I mention I don't like water parks? I don't. I do not enjoy being damp all day. I don't mind if I can sit out in the sun. But even though there is a glass roof to part of the water park it's indoors, humid and (I think) reeks of chlorine.
Actually it's America's largest indoor water park. Yippee, doesn't make it any better. But we do this every year for Isaiah's birthday and this is the first year he's taking a friend. So that works for me. Bill can keep an eye on the boys. Naomi and I can go to the room or the lobby or what ever. They have a baby tiger the kids can get their photo taken with and I bet that thing couldn't go 2 rounds with my girl! She'd have his ears and tail pulled off before he knew what hit him!
They also have story time. The lady who did story time last year had epilepsy. Naomi was the only kid there to listen.
Oh well, hopefully it'll all go smooth. It's practice ,I guess, for a real trip.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Jack
When he died he was in his car, not far from home, driving to the cemetery on Christmas Eve to put a battery powered Christmas tree on his parent's grave. He had a heart attack at the wheel and ran straight into a tree. When we got the call my parents went straight to his home. His wife is my dad's sister. He and my dad worked together with at least two of my other uncles. I stayed home and the phone kept ringing. Apparently his death had been announced over the local radio and men he worked with were calling our house. I'd answer and these grown men would be crying on the other end asking me if it was true.
The company my husband works for and the company my dad works for merged and everything was moved to one facility. So now my husband works with all these men that once knew my uncle Jack. My husband said he's like a legend or something! He still hears stories about him over 20 years later!
My Aunt told me once that they had a telephone number just one number off from the local country music station and they continually got phone calls for song requests. When my uncle would answer he' d say "what do you want to hear?" and when they'd put in their request he'd sing the song loud and proud.
My Dad and he went Christmas shopping once and Jack decided my Aunt needed a bra and kept telling my dad "come here, you try it on. If it fits you it'll fit her!" and tried his hardest to get my dad to put that bra on in the store.
When the men would get together outside of work to help a friend bale hay or something like that here would come Jack with doughnuts and orange juice for everyone.
Once for Christmas I remember he gave me a bunch of little Avon bottles of perfume, the year he died I believe.
One time he was drunk and the cops went to his house and he told the cop if he came up on his porch he'd throw him right back down. The cop came up. Jack threw him right off.
He was very kind and thoughtful. Alcohol was a terrible problem in his whole family. His father drank and all his siblings. It's a sad thing. The Christmas tree on his parent's grave wasn't the only decoration he put on there. At Easter he decorated with a plastic blown up rabbit! Can you imagine! What men think of doing stuff like that for their long dead parent's!
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Making Change
Now... if you are ever lucky enough to visit that part of Virginia I would definitely recommend Ash-Lawn Highland. It doesn't seem to be as popular as Monticello but I actually liked it better. It's much more of a home. There are 3 slave cabin on the premises but it doesn't seem like such an estate, it's much more of a home.
The Michie Tavern was fun too. Isaiah and I took the tour while Bill sat in the car with a sleeping Naomi. Don't tell anyone but Isaiah danced the Virginia Rail as part of the tour. We had lunch at the tavern also. It's buffet style. I can't say I'd recommend that, especially if you have kids. It's over priced and I hope you like black eyed peas and greens. I don't. The gift shop below Michie Tavern was very nice. It's an old mill and the water wheel is still going.
At Monticello we took the tour that is tailored to families with young children. It was great! A woman who had been a school teacher in the area was our guide. Every child was given something, Isaiah had a small piece of hide from a buffalo. Then as we went through the house she'd ask if any of the kids saw something in the room that was like what they were holding. Isaiah's was right in the entry way. Jefferson had a lot of items brought back by Lewis and Clark.
In the garden they had some resurrection fern which Isaiah thought was so neat. When you touch the leaves of the plant it has a natural defense, it plays dead. It is funny. You touch it, then it starts to wither and curl up. You wait a while and it comes back to life.
The only thing that wasn't so good about that trip was the weather! Heat wave! It was over 100 every day we were in Virginia. Even after we left Charlottesville and went to Virginia Beach it was 106 at the beach! We stayed 1 night and headed back to Ohio!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Ebony and Ivory

PEOPLE! Is that the understatement of the century or what! HA!
He's got blue eyes, that's about he only thing that keeps him from being albino!
This photo is over 10 years old. I believe it was taken right before (like the day before) we got married. 1997. I look a lot different now. Duh! I think I was 23. I'm 34 now. This was when I was young enough not to care about the effects of a tanning bed on my skin. I also lived in North Carolina. Not that I got to enjoy the sun. I worked 2nd shift most of the time. 2PM-10PM. In a textile mill. Very Norma Jean. When I first walked in the place I told the supervisor that it was just like Norma Jean! I don't think he'd ever seen the movie!
My dad looks a lot older, he's pretty much gray now and no beard (I don't think, I'm so used to seeing him I don't even pay attention!). He has managed to keep his hair unlike his brothers (all 7 of them!).
Bill is the most changed! He has gained at least 50 pounds. I'd say in this photo he probably was about 145-150 pounds and he's 6 ft. tall. He goes between 200-215 now. I know those jean shorts he had on were a 28 inch waist. He would look at this and say that was when he had a six pack. I know the truth, they were his ribs! He had no rear end! If it wasn't for a wallet in one pocket and a pack of gum in the other, he'd of had no bottom! Back at this time it was nothing for him to work 60+ hours a week. The place we worked at would put us on 8 hour days working 13 days then one day off then 13 again for long periods of time (they have since closed their doors in this economy). Bill would often pick up extra, I worked overtime too but kept it to 12 hour shifts. He'd pull double shifts many times a week. He at one time worked 2 full time jobs but it made more sense to just get overtime at one job. His metabolism was so crazy he could hold his hands over me and you could feel the heat generating off him. He was in constant motion. He just never was one to be idle. Somehow, he seems to look somewhat younger to me now than he did then.
That's our apartment building behind us. We had a 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 bath townhouse and paid $325/month, water and trash included! Man I long for those days! It was a nice place too. I missed it for a long time!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Don't Want None!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Our Sled dog
I'm a bad, wife, mom and owner!
First the dog! She's a little dog, doesn't eat much and I so seldom have to fill her dish I often find it empty and wonder how long it's been like that! (I think Bill takes care of it most of the time). I often let her out to potty and completely forget about her! Summer, not so bad Winter BAD BAD BAD! She eventually starts to bark or whine.
The kids
1. I once got so aggravated with Isaiah I said "are you stupid!"
2. Naomi has been watching way too much T.V., but we're up at 5a.m to bed at 9pm with a nap,
that's a lot of time to fill!!!!!
3. I'm happy when weather gets so bad school is cancelled and even happier if that happens to
fall on a Tues or Thurs. because then I don't' have to take Naomi to therapy either.
4. Isaiah spends way too much time in his room.
5. I hate my kids homework as much as he does and have no patience helping him some days.
6. I totally use Santa as a tool. Year round! Kid being difficult? Under my breath, just loud
enough for the kid to hear, I may say "I hope Santa is writing this down.".
7. I let Naomi tear up the living room, put toys where ever she wants and may go days without
bothering to put them away.
8. Naomi wet through 2 different pair of pants yesterday because someone didn't change her
diaper often enough.
9. If we don't have to go anywhere, myself and the kids may spend whole days in pajamas.
10. I haven't had Naomi's portrait taken since her 1st birthday!
Now for Bill!
1. He washes his own work clothes
2. He's ran out, in bad weather, to get me something to eat
3. I make fun of his speech impediment ( he can't say quarrel!)
4. He's been sleeping in Isaiah's room because of Naomi, and I don't want him back on a
permanent basis! My dream home would have 2 master bedrooms! I long to just stretch
out in a bed by myself.
5. He does way more than I do around here.
6. Since starting Naomi's diet he's often had to scavenger for supper. He doesn't' complain
even though he has eaten way more bologna that any human should!
Now for the house...
1. my laundry tends to pile up!
2. I go way to long before washing our sheets!
3. I vacuum way less than needed
4. I have a dishwasher, but now hate putting dishes away!
5. stuff piles up every where, if there's a flat surface, it's full. Until I go through end up with a
whole garbage bag full of junk!
6. I tried to recycle! Used to do good. The last couple weeks.... not so much.
7. I rarely dust, it makes me sneeze like crazy.
8. I can't imagine having a one level home, upstairs can get embarrassingly messy
9. I could care less if the beds get made (the whole upstairs thing)
10. my car sometimes looks like a homeless family has taken up residency there!
11. I sometimes have to position the kids for photos so you can't see the toys and junk behind
them!
OHHHH... that feels better. Of course my house sounds like a pig sty!
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Penalty Box
OH GOD I got to go he's put her in the coupe and blocked her in. She's not STUPID she knows she can climb out the door! He's yelling "Sissy that could be dangerous! Sissy Sissy!!!!!!!" And she's out and laughing in his face!!
Friday, January 2, 2009
Keto Nightmares
Last night I had my own dream about the Ketogenic diet. Naomi was in her highchair and someone gave her food and I was yelling "we didn't weigh it, we didn't weigh it! EVERYTHING has to be weighed!!!!"
Notice in both dreams I was yelling? I don't think I yell that much! More of a raised voice, I really don't need to yell, just raising my voice makes Isaiah quake in his boots. Naomi's could care less she'll ignore you and go on her way no matter what.
Friday, December 12, 2008
The Free Ride is over!
Monday, October 27, 2008
A lesson in optimism
She's a hoot!
Saturday, October 25, 2008
I don't exist

Friday, October 17, 2008
Grandma and Grandpa
